Corrupt A Wish

Granted, but you have no space suit and your head explodes

I wish it was spring

 

Granted, its the last day though

I wish it was fresh

 

granted, it WAS but now it ain't

i wish i could design lp's 5th album artwork

 

Granted, but the album flops and causes LP to break up

I wish I could hurry up

 

granted, but u wud end up where u started.
i wish there were 2 earths

 

Granted, but there no oxygen on the other one

I wish I could speak all languages

 

granted, but ur tongue gets sliced off.
i wish all the evil in the world ends.

 

Granted but one did survive.
I wish I can just go back to sleep.

 

granted, but u won't wake up again

i wish i could go 2 the states

 

Granted, only for 2 secs though

I wish my mouse wasn't fucked

 

Granted, it's now a virgin

I wish I could go back to sleep

 

granted but u wont wake up ever again.
i wish linkin park release their album 2day.

 

Granted, but it's only one song, and it's not even finished..

I wish I could stay at home today

 

granted but it will be full of snakes.
i wish i could runaway and never say goodbye.

 

Granted, but you come back the next day

I wish I wasn't so full

 

Granted now you're hungry again
I wish I can look for a better job

 

granted u'll just keep lookin but never get a better job.
i wish 2+2=5.

 

Granted, but nothing else changes

I wish it tasted better

 

granted,but u get food poisoning.
i wish blood was blue.

 

Granted, but you have none

I wish iTunes was working