Corrupt A Wish

Granted now you're moody all the time

I wish I can watch the race

 

Granted, you get to watch from the middle of the track. Good luck

I wish i could be how I see myself

 

Granted, you see yourself as a penis.

I wish I could post quicker.

 

granted, your computer runs on energy drinks

i wish i was home

 

granted, your computer runs on energy drinks

i wish i was home

 

Granted, but I ransacked your fridge before you got there.

I wish i could afford an eye check up and new glasses

 

thats why half my coke cans were gone

granted, you can afford but everything to do with check ups dont exist

i wish i could speak my mind

 

Granted, but your a baby again so it just comes out as crying and puke

I wish i could just turn this damn phone and go to bed

 

granted, battery life lasts for ever and no off button and locked so u cant open it

i wish i could think before i do

 

Granted, you think "I'm gonna kick the shit out of this old ass lady in front of everbody." Then you do

I wish i could get off the subject of beating up old ladies XD

 

Granted, old ladies now beating you up! XD
I wish I can have more toast.

 

Granted, just half

I wish i wasnt so tired.

 

Granted but you asleep to accept your wish
I wish I had a cookie

 

Granted, but you full up and you have to eat it right now

I wish I had something better to do.

 

Granted, you're busy washing my car
I wish I had more time on my break

 

Granted, you are now broken in half

I wish I knew what was happening.

 

Granted, but you didn't know anything else
I wish that I could go to a Linkin Park concert.

 

Granted but it's a fake ticket.
I wish I could get a new tire for brother

 

granted, you gave him a flat tire

i wish that i could improve quickly on skills

 

Granted, but only one

I wish LPs new album would come out tommorow