Corrupt A Wish

Granted but time aged you 100 years
I wish I can go home now

 

Granted, but you have to rent out a room to Mike tyson

I wish I was better trying to spice this game up

 

Granted now it's too salty
I wish this drink was colder.

 

Granted, its now frozen

I wish the phone would stop ringing.

 

Granted not it's broke
I wish I time just fly by faster

 

Granted, it flies by so fast it breaks the speed barrier and the sound makes you go deaf.

I wish i wasn't on map duty

 

Granted, your on toilet duty

I wish for a new post whore thread.

 

Granted, but the princess is in another castle.

I wish the princess was in this castle.

 

Granted, but it's a Disney princess.

I wish this road wasn't so busy.

 

Granted, its now closed

I wish for a cake

 

We ran out of cakes. We only got waffles left.

I wish for money!

 

Granted, but its in pennies

I wish I could be alone this weekend

 

Granted, but there's a party next door.

I wish my speakers played my music louder.

 

Granted, but your good music disappeared and was replaced with Rebecca Black.

I wish for a new laptop.

 

Granted, but its broke

I wish for a new tv

 

Granted, but all it shows is Rebecca Black only giving you a break by showing Bieber.

I wish I had the will to get the fuck out of bed

 

Granted but now you have diarrhea
I wish I can go back to sleep

 

Granted, but you sleep ons concrete bed.

I wish I didn't live with kids

 

Granted, they dont exist

I wish I wasnt so stiff. (I know whats coming )

 

granted it exploded... kaboom

i wish i had my mood changed