Corrupt A Wish

Granted, but you get bored with it

I wish sonic vs. Mario was harder

 

Same here.

Anyway, Granted, its now impossible

I wish people realised that i was only joking.

 

granted, you got 100 infractions

i wish all my infractions got deleted

 

Granted but now you have new 1K infractions
I wish I had a Dr Pepper

 

Granted but this one has. . . 22 flavors!!! Buh Buh Buuuuuuh

I wish waking up in the.morning was easier

 

Granted, but going to sleep at night is harder.

I wish I had an advanced copy of "Resident Evil: Operation Raccoon City."

 

Granted, its for PS3.

I wish for a new, cool avatar.

 

Granted its of megaman

I wish I could stump grind everyday

 

Granted, you grind yourself on a cheese grater.

I wish my new avatar wasn't so awesome.

 

Granted. . . I.got nothing.

I wish the wind would die down

 

Granted, but it starts raining

I wish for more luck

 

Granted, but I misheard your wish.... This one is going to hurt!

I wish for a cold Mountain Dew.

 

Granted, but I drank nearly all of it

I wish for a new idea for a thread.

 

granted, aliens steal everyone's brain... now we cant think of a new idea for a thread

i wish for an ice cold drink

 

Granted, its ice cold piss. It's ok pee is sterile

I wish I could shred the gnar on the guitar

 

Granted but the strings was broken
I wish I knew how to play a guitar

 

Granted, but you forget how to talk

I wish we were winning

 

granted you are the winners of the losers

i wish it wasn't super hot today

 

Granted now it's super cold
I wish I had some pancakes

 

Granted, but they have maggots in them

I wish I could kick time in the fucking nuts right right now