Corrupt A Wish

Granted, only white heads from this point on

I wish i had tomorrow off

 

Granted, tomorrow you are now off the earth.

I wish I could spell

 

Granted *points to bookself*.
I wish my coffee tasted better

 

Granted, you mistook cocaine for sweetner. That oughta help

I wish i had time to finish listening to this cd

 

Granted but it'll keep skipping over and over again.
I wish I had a donut

 

Granted, but its stale

I wish my team leader wasn't such an asshole

 

Granted, he's now a nob head

I wish my T.V would work properly.

 

granted it works but everyone speaks and ancient dialect

i wish i was doing something productive

 

Granted, your now a slave

I wish I could remember what my dream was about

 

Granted, but it was horrible and traumatic.

I wish i knew what a nob head was

 

Granted *points to mirror*

I wish I get a card for valentine day.

 

Granted but its from a stalker

I wish vdalem hadn't called me a nob head :sad:

 

Granted, your now called a dick head

I wish that my wish would come true

 

Granted, but it comes true the day after you die

I wish i was perfect

 

PIDGEON!!

EDIT: Yeah, you best edit your reply.

 

Granted!
I wish I can give Pidgeon a cookie to say sowwee

 

Granted, but he spits it back into your face and says "fuk u"

I wish I could drive

 

Granted but it's a tricycle
I wish I had a tissue

 

Granted, buts its been used

I wish i could travel to the moon

 

Granted, but its not actually made of cheese

I wish sonic wasn't so fast to notice my mistakes (which is kind of a silly wish, he is fucking super sonic after all )