Corrupt A Wish

Granted, its inside your dogs mouth and for the rest of his life all her is him trying to get it off the roof of his mouth.

I wish I could pick how I die

 

Granted, but it will happen tomorrow

I wish I didn't just own Pidg in the Meh game

 

granted, 'own' was taken in a different context now you owe him 1 millions bux ($)

i wish i could read peoples minds

 

Granted, but you lose your mind

I wish I was addicted to music

 

Granted but all you listen to is Bieber.
I wish I know how to spell.

 

Granted, but you can only spell 2 words

I wish I could remember better

 

Granted but all you can remember is your name

I wish I had a cookie

 

Granted, but only half

I wish for a good dream

 

Grant but you can't wake up

I wish I was an only child

 

Granted, but you now have no family

I wish I could pick both options in the poll

 

Granted but it's only yes and yes

I wish I can get a soda

 

granted your soda can is empty

i wish i had a good lunch

 

Granted, but its a last of the whales sandwhich

I wish I had money for food

 

granted, you have money for food but never have to eat again so you burn the money for no apparent reason

i wish i can understand what people are trying to say instead of it going in 1 ear and out the other

 

Granted, you understand but its horrifying and you wish you didn't

I wish i still lived in Thornton

 

granted, you live underground of thornton

i wish LP album came sooner than later

 

Granted, but its a collaboration with Bieber ft. Rebecca black

I wish people wouldn't rag on meteora so much

 

yuk!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *vomits*

granted, now food crtics are going after Meteora

i wish LP just released just 1 single....................1

 

Granted, one single. Then the band breaks up.

I wish my "body" hair didn't grow back so fast

 

granted it's grows 10 times worse

i wish i never had pimples