Granted, but the rhyme was so awesome that it caused your brain to explode with awesomeness! I wish for the ability to shoot lasers from my eyes.
Granted, but your cook is about to be on the show "Busted On The Job". Enjoy your surprise! I wish that I had a soda.
Granted, but the cake is a lie... You will burn soon. I wish that I could become a Contributor someday.
Granted, but you forgot to pay your cable bill so that only lasted a few minutes before service was interrupted. I wish I knew whos theme I'll get for the lyrics contest.
Granted, you get to go to a Rebecca Black concert that will last all of 12 hours. I wish that I had a better paying job.