Corrupt A Wish

Discussion in 'Random Chat' started by Dusty, Jul 29, 2011.

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    Dusty

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    Granted, but the rhyme was so awesome that it caused your brain to explode with awesomeness!

    I wish for the ability to shoot lasers from my eyes.
     
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    Granted, but your lasers backfire and you are blinded for life.

    I wish I could freeze time.
     
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    Granted but you died of cancer.

    I wish for a nice meal.
     
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    Granted, but your cook is about to be on the show "Busted On The Job". Enjoy your surprise!

    I wish that I had a soda.
     
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    Granted, but it's your least favorite kind

    I wish Ree would join the writing contest
     
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    Granted, but you get her theme about dismembering Emma Watson.

    I wish I had cake.
     
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    Granted, but the cake is a lie... You will burn soon.

    I wish that I could become a Contributor someday.
     
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    Granted, but I slept with your mom last night.

    I wish Ree would join the writing contest
     
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    Already been granted, causing a small blackhole to open up behind you.

    I wish for some hot wings.
     
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    Granted, but I slept with your mom last night.

    I wish Ree would join the writing contest
     
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    Granted, but your mom slept with Derek all of last week.

    I wish there was something better on T.V.
     
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    Granted, but you forgot to pay your cable bill so that only lasted a few minutes before service was interrupted.

    I wish I knew whos theme I'll get for the lyrics contest.
     
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    Granted, but you get last place.

    I wish I could get a haircut.
     
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    Granted, now where are my rusty clippers at...

    I wish for a pony.
     
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    Granted, but he rides you.

    I wish I lost more weight.
     
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    Granted, but you get so obsessed you get so thin you just vanishes

    I wish I was abroad
     
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    Granted, you're aboard a spaceship on the way to the sun.

    I wish it was Friday
     
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    Granted, you get to go to a Rebecca Black concert that will last all of 12 hours.

    I wish that I had a better paying job.
     
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    Granted, now you get pain 50 cents a day for cleaning all the toilets.

    I wish I was an only child.
     
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    Granted, but you just got bitch slapped by a penguin.

    I wish Ree would join the writing contest
     

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