Corrupt A Wish

Granted, but it was the wrong pill

I wish I didn't miss the "Birthday Wishes" thread and end up going 10 pages back.

 

Granted but you find it and its closed

I wish somebody, anybody, had my size >.<

 

Granted, its me. dun dun dunnnnnnnnn lol

I wish I could wish that I could wish that I could.

 

granted, but you wished not to wish

i wish i had a pill to never forget

side note: ooooooooooooooops soz about last post

 

Granted, your now haunted with the memory of your birth

I wish 1stpkloser would change his avatar back to the new he had

 

Granted but he lost it
I wish I had pancakes for breakfast

 

Granted, but they were old

I wish I wasn't so full

 

Granted, all your internal organs are now gone

I wish I had more sub sandwich

 

Granted, but you exploded.

I wish I knew who won

 

Granted, its voldemort. Now he rules the world just becsuse you wanted to know who won

I wish work wasn't so boring right now
(I almost forgot to leave a wish

 

Granted, its now awesome but you are forced to leave

I wish Pidg would stop trolling me

 

Ahahahaha granted, now its the whole site

I wish these teas didn't make me pee so much

 

Granted, they now make you poo

I wish I remembered to revise.

 

granted, you remembered to revise on blinking

i wish i actually liked the other new avatar

 

Granted but you forgot why you picked that one
I wish I can just sit here and do nothing

 

Granted, but you then do something

I wish I go and eat something.s

 

granted, you are going to eat (drum roll) plastic bags

i wish i wasn't this hungry

 

Granted, now you will never eat again.

I wish I didn't have athlete's foot.

 

XD granted. Now you have athlete's balls

I wish i had more moohlah

 

Granted, here is a penny. Don't spend it all at once.

I wish I had an unlimited supply of Nutella.