Corrupt A Wish

Granted, but you have to spend the night in the "hole."

I wish hadn't spaced and left my lunch at home

 

Granted, but Casey Tucker is there.

I wish for absolutely nothing.

 

Granted, but I get it instead

I wish I could turn the laptop of and go bed

 

Granted, but your off button is really a self destruct button

I wish i was better at my own game XD

 

granted you have improved by 0.0%

i wish no one would give me a lecture

 

Granted, its no longer a lecture its just "the birds and the bees."

I wish my sisters ex wasn't such a dueche

 

granted, he is not a dueche he is a dueche X2

wish i had a brain transplant

 

Granted, but you have acquired the brain of Gary Busey.

I wish I had more money.

 

granted, you have 1 million shreds of 1 note

i wish i can go to the future 3 years to be exact

 

Granted, now you're 3 years older.
I wish I can go home now.

 

Granted, but you get lost

I wish I wasn't so tired.

 

Enjoy your insomnia


I wish I was an oscar meyer weiner.

 

Granted, you get burned and fed to the dog.

I wish the patriots would play better

 

granted, they play better for the worse

i wish i could easily ignore distractions

 

Granted but now you house burnt down cause you ignored it.
I wish I had some coffee.

 

Granted, but I sprinkled cheese in it

I wish my keyboard would work properly

 

Granted, i fixed it, all the buttons work, but all the letters are gone

 

I HATE IT WHEN PEOPLE DON'T FINISH THERE REPLY PROPERLY!!!!!!!

I WISH PEOPLE WOULD FINISH THERE REPLY PROPERLY.

 

Lol I wish sonic would take a chill pill