Corrupt A Wish

Granted but due to taxes you only have 3 more wishes

I wish I had some ice cream

 

Granted, but it is pickled pig feet flavor.

I wish that my back wasn't hurting today.

 

Granted, but your arms hurt

I wish my internet wasn't fucked up

 

Granted, now it's dead.
I wish I had some more coffee

 

Granted, but it makes you super hyper.

I wish this video would buffer quicker

 

Granted but now it's too fast.
Wish Hahn would do the chat Monday.

 

Granted, its to announce he's quoting the band (Aw that one made me sad too)

I wish I could travel to other planets

 

Granted, you travel to Jupiter and burn to death

I wish this annoying spot would go away

 

granted it's gone and then it multiplied

i wish i wasnt away from LPA for a long time

 

Granted, you stayed with us and lost your mind. . . Line the rest of us XD

I wish my sisters kids had a better taste in music

 

granted their brain has been erased of all their musical taste and now they like whatever you dont like................. (i had nothing to do with it)

i wish i can hack LP's Computer

 

Granted, but upon hacking in their computer, all you find are internet memes and different remixes of "Never Gonna Give You Up" by Rick Astley.

I wish for a steak.

 

granted, your plate is empty

i wish i was concentrating now

 

Granted but all good food will taste like paper for now on.
I wish who won some LPA awards

 

I would grant it but I don't know who "who" is

 

Granted, but you've wished this one before so said special someone has been turned into the giant marshmellow guy from ghost busters.

I wish I had a really badass mohawk

 

Granted but your hair will never grow back again.
I wish I can see in the dark

 

Granted, but you can no longer see in the light

I wish that i could stay at home tonight