Corrupt A Wish

Granted, but you will then get stuck in time

I wish I didn't need Dustin's help.

 

Granted, well kind of. You don't get his help but you still need it.

I wish I had milk to go with my POP tarts

 

Granted, your moms milk.

I wish I wasn't so awesome.

 

XD gross!

Lmao gran... Wait a minute someone seems to have already granted this wish jk jk

I wish my phone would stop doing things on its own

 

Granted, I now have control over your phone.

I wish PSN would work.

 

Granted, but it grows a mind of its own and kills you your sleep.

I wish someone hadn't cancelled my being human recordings

 

Granted, but you cant go anyway

I wish my laptop would stop freezing.

 

Granted, it overheats and explodes and battery acid splashes all over you face and you blindly run out into the street screaming and you get hit by a bus

I wish my house wasn't so cold

 

Granted, its now on fire

I wish my room wasn't being painted.

 

Granted, its being poultergeisted

I wish i could play guitar

 

Granted, only one cord though

I wish I was on holiday

 

Granted but it's on Thanksgiving 2023
I wish I had more coffee

 

Granted but its dollar store coffee. Inside joke

I wish i hadn't skipped an ear ring size

 

Granted, you skip two.

I wish people would post more in random chat

 

Granted but they don't know what to post
I wish I could stay home.

 

Granted, home is a cardboard box

I wish I had lunch

 

Granted, just a banana though

I wish I didn't have to post using my phone

 

Granted but it have a cold with a touch of fever.
I wish I had a muffin.

 

Granted, but its raisin

I wish for a million more wishes