Corrupt A Wish

Granted, but you forget what it is

I wish I could go the the game at the weekend

 

Granted but you lost the tickets.
I wish I can have a Dr. Pepper.

 

Granted, but only a small drop

I wish for a present

 

Granted, its coal

I wish this song wasn't so awesome

 

Granted but now it's being sung by Bieber.
I wish I can go back to sleep.

 

Granted, but you never wake

I wish I didn't have that dream last night

 

Granted but now you have it everytime you close your eyes.
Wish I had some more oatmeal

 

Granted the planet is made of oatmeal and is now uninhabitable.

I wish work was less depressing

 

Granted, not by much though

I wish I could think of a wish.

 

Granted but you can't remember where to put it.
I wish I had some more hashbrowns

 

Granted, but there burnt

I wish for some more apple juice

 

Granted but it's apple cider
I wish I had some ketchup for my onion rings

 

Granted, its red and gooey but I'm not entirely sure its ketchup. Try the what might or might not be ketchup motha fucka

I wish my local Rick station would play better music

 

Granted, but only a little bit better


I wish I was silly

 

Not granted.....You're too normal.
I wish I was sane

 

Unable to granted, No one is sane on the LPA!

I wish people were sane on the LPA

 

Not granted, cause you're trying to push it too hard.
I wish I had some cake

 

Granted, but its a month old

I wish I could stop eating

 

Granted, you just died of starvation.

I wish I knew what to chose.

 

Granted, but it is the wrong choice.

I wish for the next 4 hours to go by really fast.