Corrupt A Wish

Granted but your head exploded.
I wish I could take a trip.

 

Granted, you just tripped over and smashed you face.

I wish I could think of what this guys name is.

 

Granted but you forgot why you wanted to know his name.
I wish I can take more days off.

 

Granted, your sacked!

I wish this thread didn't have to be saved.

 

Granted but someone, a.k.a. Me! brought it back to life!
I wish I can go back to bed. *yawns*

 

Granted, but you sleep forever.

I wish i could dance

 

Granted, you now know the worm, congratulations you know the lamest dance move ever

I wish this pizza was as good as it looks

 

Granted but everyone took a slice before you got the chance and now it's gone.

I wish I could have a donut.

 

Granted, but its not jam, its blood

I wish i had a drink

 

Granted, here is your baby formula.

I wish I had more hours of work next week.

 

Granted, but you cant get there.

I wish I would stop posting and go to the toilet.

 

Granted but you took your laptop and it fell in.
I wish I can go home now.

 

Granted, but you're not in Kansas anymore.

I wish I knew what I wanted to wish for.

 

Granted, you wished for the worst day of your life tomorrow.

I wish my room was warmer.

 

Granted but now your room is a volcano.
I wish I can go the LSU/blama game!

 

Granted, but no one else turns up!

I wish I was asleep

 

Granted, but now you are stuck in a Rick Roll nightmare!

I wish that I could become a new color.

 

Granted, but I assumed you meant your skin color. Your green like the hulk without the cool powers.

I wish my hair would grow faster

 

Granted but the wig shop is not open yet.
I wish somebody gets me a donut.

 

Granted, but its the witch from sleeping beauty and she poison's you

I wish I would get that job in thornton