Discussion in 'Random Chat' started by Dusty, Jul 29, 2011.
Granted. But only when you're looking at a mirror.
I wish this lady wasn't such a BITCH.
Granted, but only for 2 seconds.
I wish for some food.
Granted, but you discover a mouse buried in your food.
I wish for more wishes.
Granted, but this is your last wish that will be granted.
I wish I could have won the Mike phone call contest
Granted, but you miss the call due to your phone's battery dying.
I wish I won the lottery
Granted, but you decided to give it all way to the LPA's server costs (hey wait, that's a good thing )
I wish I could have you join the lyrics competition, Ree.
Granted, but Ree is malicious and backs out of the contest. :|
I wish I could go on holiday.
Granted, but you have to go with Derek.
I wish you could tell me how you can possibly be too scared to enter the contest when nothing bad can happen since it's all in good fun.
Granted. But my theme causes you to die from your head exploding.
I wish Jesse would make wishes so his dreams can be crushed a little more.
Granted, but his dreams are about you. You have now been crushed.
I wish for a comfy bed.
Granted, but the bed is made from parrot feathers and panda fur.
I wish that the Disney channel would go away forever.
Granted, but Nickelodeon and Cartoon Network buy their leftover properties and start broadcasting them 24-7.
I wish for a perfect pie.
Granted, it's an orgasm in your mouth but you die an hour later from a severe allergic reaction.
I wish to be happy.
Granted, but you are locked in a room on your own.
I wish for 10,000 posts.
Granted, but you slowly deteriorate from lack of sleep after posting so much in 5 days.
I wish my cats would behave.
Granted, but a random Dog will come along and burn your house down.
I wish for a warm drink?
Granted, altough i'm not sure if it was coffee or Lava. So i took the lava.
I wish for a wery sad and hurtful life, where everything in my life went bad.
Granted, this one will come true.
I wish for a bigger house..
Granted, but you can't afford it.
I wish this sentence rhymed.
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