Corrupt A Wish

Discussion in 'Random Chat' started by Dusty, Jul 29, 2011.

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    Jesse

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    Granted. But only when you're looking at a mirror.

    I wish this lady wasn't such a BITCH.
     
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    Granted, but only for 2 seconds.

    I wish for some food.
     
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    Granted, but you discover a mouse buried in your food.

    I wish for more wishes.
     
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    Benjamin

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    Granted, but this is your last wish that will be granted.

    I wish I could have won the Mike phone call contest
     
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    Granted, but you miss the call due to your phone's battery dying.

    I wish I won the lottery
     
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    Granted, but you decided to give it all way to the LPA's server costs (hey wait, that's a good thing :awesome:)

    I wish I could have you join the lyrics competition, Ree.
     
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    Ree

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    Granted, but Ree is malicious and backs out of the contest. :|

    I wish I could go on holiday.
     
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    Benjamin

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    Granted, but you have to go with Derek.

    I wish you could tell me how you can possibly be too scared to enter the contest when nothing bad can happen since it's all in good fun.
     
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    Granted. But my theme causes you to die from your head exploding. :shifty:
     
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    I wish Jesse would make wishes so his dreams can be crushed a little more.
     
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    Granted, but his dreams are about you. You have now been crushed.

    I wish for a comfy bed.
     
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    Granted, but the bed is made from parrot feathers and panda fur.

    I wish that the Disney channel would go away forever.
     
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    Granted, but Nickelodeon and Cartoon Network buy their leftover properties and start broadcasting them 24-7.

    I wish for a perfect pie.
     
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    Granted, it's an orgasm in your mouth but you die an hour later from a severe allergic reaction.

    I wish to be happy.
     
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    Granted, but you are locked in a room on your own.

    I wish for 10,000 posts.
     
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    Granted, but you slowly deteriorate from lack of sleep after posting so much in 5 days.

    I wish my cats would behave.
     
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    Granted, but a random Dog will come along and burn your house down.

    I wish for a warm drink?
     
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    Granted, altough i'm not sure if it was coffee or Lava. So i took the lava.

    I wish for a wery sad and hurtful life, where everything in my life went bad.
     
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    Granted, this one will come true. :p

    I wish for a bigger house..
     
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    Granted, but you can't afford it.

    I wish this sentence rhymed.
     

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