Corrupt A Wish

Granted but it's on the Glee version on HT.

I wish I can go back home now.

 

Granted, but you cant get in.

I wish these potatos weren't so horrible.

 

Granted but next time they'll still be raw!
I wish I can take a nap.

 

Granted, but you're woken up just as you fall asleep.

I wish for some KFC.

 

Granted, but its costs 1000 times more than normal.

I wish my eye would stop twitching

 

Granted, your eye falls out.

I wish that it was Sunday.

 

Granted, but it's Sunday, Bloody Sunday.

I wish Chester was less fragile.

 

Granted but now he have no bones.

I wish I had some cream for my coffee.

 

Granted, but its sour cream.

I wish moving day was over already!

 

Granted but you forgot to pack everything
I wish I had my pillow

 

Granted, but the star player is injured.

I wish my foot didn't hurt.

 

Granted, now you have a peg leg. Arrrr!

I wish that I could get an iPhone 4S that will talk to me like GlaDOS

 

Granted, but it doesn't turn on.

I wish my trousers weren't so muddy?

 

Granted but it turned into a skirt.
Wish I don't have to go to work tomorrow.

 

Granted, you work double-time today!

I wish there was cellphone service at my new house.

 

Granted but now you have no cell phone.
I wish I can have a donut.

 

Granted, but it's only half of one.

I wish for another biscuit.

 

Granted, but he sues you for copyright.

I wish that steak wasn't so nice.