Corrupt A Wish

Granted, but then the show is canceled.

I wish I had more cookies.

 

Granted, but there mine.

I wish for a iPod with more memory.

 

Granted, but it's a Nano.

I wish for a car that will start.

 

Granted, but its stuck in reverse.

I wish my throat wasn't so sore.

 

Granted, the cure taste like bullshit.

I wish for more pancakes.

 

Granted, but ur mom ate them.

I wish this game would download quicker.

 

Granted but it you had the wrong game.

I wish I didn't have to go to work tomorrow.

 

Granted, but you lose your job.

I wish i had a job

 

Granted, welcome to waste management!

I wish for a burger and fries.

 

Granted, you now work at McDonalds.

I wish the screen wasn't so bright.

 

Granted, now the screen is black.

I wish my headache would go away.

 

Granted, but now your foot hurts.


I wish Mass Effect 3 was out already.

 

Granted, but it's buggy as hell because it came out early.

I wish I could have some spicy chicken wings!

 

Granted, but they are raw.

I wish raw chicken wasn't deadly.

 

Granted, chocolate is now deadly.

I wish we never died.

 

Granted, but you get really bored after doing everything, leaving your life hopeless as you sit alone in an empty room with nothing but a Smith & Wesson and a bottle of JD, continuously shooting your head, but you just won't die because now we never die.

I wish I get to see Stone Sour live.

 

Granted, but the show is cut short because of a power outage.

I wish that I could go to Taco Bell.

 

Granted, but the allegations of them not using real meat are true, and now you are stuck eating whatever nasty beef substitute that they use in their Chalupas.

I wish I had money so I could go to Firehouse Subs.

 

Granted , but its closed.

I wish i wasn't so ill.