Corrupt A Wish

Granted but now you live on Mars.
I wish for some chocolate.

 

Granted, but it's all melted.

I wish I could go to sleep now.

 

Granted, but now you can't wake up.

I wish Phoenix was better and rise from his ashes.

 

Granted, but he is sacked from the band and the bass tech takes over.

I wish for change.

 

Granted but now you're a chipmunk.
I wish Phi didn't get sick.

 

Granted, now Mr. Hahn is sick.

I wish I had some food.

 

Granted but it's stall.

I wish I had a cookie!.

 

Granted, but the chocalate chips are poo.

I wish it wasn't so late.

 

Granted, now it's after Midnight and it's super early.

I wish that I could watch a good movie.

 

Granted but all you can see is the Smurfs

I wish I can go home.

 

Granted, you listened to a Bieber song and that is now stuck in your head.

I wish Bieber wasn't so popular.

 

Granted, but they all had a solo career. (I like Jersey Shore )

I wish my toe didnt hurt .

 

Granted, but now your hands hurt.

I wish I didnt hurt.

 

Granted, now your insane.

I wish for something good to eat.

 

Granted, now you cant taste.

I wish there were some way to massively advertise youtube channels.

 

Granted, but no one uses youtube anymore.

I wish this drink wasn't so horrible.

 

Granted but now that's all you can drink forever.

I wish I can find the way home.