Corrupt A Wish

Granted, but when you get there it dissappears.

I wish for some new music.

 

Granted, here is the latest Justin Bieber single.

I wish the pain would just all go away.

 

Granted, went away but came back, missing you.
Wish I have another pancake on a stick.

 

Granted, but it fell off the stick.

I wish I had some fresh cookies.

 

Granted but I took them! yummy!
I wish I was going to CA for the weekend.

 

Granted, but then you have to leave as soon as you cross the state line.

I wish for a hair cut.

 

Granted, you are now bald.

I wish for a good time.

 

Granted, but she is a HE!

I wish for more bubblegum.

 

Granted but now you mouth to shut tight.
I wish I can go shopping.

 

Granted, but NO sales!

I wish I could leave work today.

 

Granted, but you lose your job.

I wish this song wasn't so good.

 

Granted, but it gets stuck in your head for weeks.

I wish I could get the iPhone 5 already.

 

Granted but now they have iPhone 6
Wish it was so early in the morning. *yawns*

 

Granted, but you now have to wake up at 1 every mourning.

I wish my leg didn't hurt.

 

Granted, now you have no leg.

I wish for some pizza.

 

Granted to it's cold now.
Wish I can go back to bed.

 

Granted, but you accidentally rip the tag off the mattress when getting back in the bed. 5 minutes later the FBI break into your house and take you to jail!

I wish for some bacon.

 

Granted but you have to kill the pig yourself.

Wish I can get a happy meal!

 

Granted, but they forgot the toy.

I wish for a milkshake.

 

Granted, but you are lactose intolerant.

I wish for world peace.