Discussion in 'Random Chat' started by Dusty, Jul 29, 2011.
Granted, but it's bullshit flavored.
I wish for the most awesome dog in the world.
Granted, but its got 2 heads.
I wish i was stronger.
Granted, but you are too strong and break every door you open.
I wish I was red.
Granted, but you cant move.
I wish that i was the internet champion.
Granted, but then I cash in my rematch and take it back.
I wish that I had an apple.
Granted, but every time you take a bite out of it it feels like you're taking a bite out of your brain, besides the part that registers pain
I wish for nothing
Granted but now you have everything.
I wish I was somewhere other then here.
Granted, you now at a Bieber concert.
I wish for some more gravy.
Granted but it tastes like bieber.
I wish I can go home now.
Granted, but you get lost on the way.
I wish that it was Peanut Butter Jelly time!
Granted, but you have to sing to song all day.
I wish for a blackout.
Then you'd never wake up.
I wish for a hot girl.
Granted, but the heat killed her.
I wish it wasn't so.
granted, but the fire is gone now
I wish trolololol guy would trololol a troll
Granted but the guy tripped and the troll ate him.
I wish I can stay here forever.
Granted, but then you get banned.
I wish it would rain all day long.
Granted, but then the whole country floods.
I wish for some more bread.
Granted, but its only a crumb.
I wish for a Kit-Kat Break!
Granted, it lasted 1 second.
I wish that i was going to the game on Saturday.
Granted, but one of the teams forfeits at the last minute.
I wish I could move to my new place already.
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