Corrupt A Wish

Granted, but it's bullshit flavored.

I wish for the most awesome dog in the world.

 

Granted, but its got 2 heads.

I wish i was stronger.

 

Granted, but you are too strong and break every door you open.


I wish I was red.

 

Granted, but you cant move.

I wish that i was the internet champion.

 

Granted, but then I cash in my rematch and take it back.

I wish that I had an apple.

 

Granted, but every time you take a bite out of it it feels like you're taking a bite out of your brain, besides the part that registers pain

I wish for nothing

 

Granted but now you have everything.
I wish I was somewhere other then here.

 

Granted, you now at a Bieber concert.

I wish for some more gravy.

 

Granted but it tastes like bieber.

I wish I can go home now.

 

Granted, but you get lost on the way.

I wish that it was Peanut Butter Jelly time!

 

Granted, but you have to sing to song all day.

I wish for a blackout.

 

Then you'd never wake up.

I wish for a hot girl.

 

Granted, but the heat killed her.

I wish it wasn't so.

 

granted, but the fire is gone now

I wish trolololol guy would trololol a troll

 

Granted but the guy tripped and the troll ate him.

I wish I can stay here forever.

 

Granted, but then you get banned.

I wish it would rain all day long.

 

Granted, but then the whole country floods.

I wish for some more bread.

 

Granted, but its only a crumb.

I wish for a Kit-Kat Break!

 

Granted, it lasted 1 second.

I wish that i was going to the game on Saturday.

 

Granted, but one of the teams forfeits at the last minute.

I wish I could move to my new place already.