Corrupt A Wish

Granted, but you forget how to read.

I wish for a new PS3 game.

 

Granted but you don't have any games or movies.

I wish it wasn't Monday.

 

Granted, but its Friday.

I wish i didn't have "Friday" stuck in my head.

 

Granted, but now you Mmmbp by Hanson in your head now.

I wish I had some ice water.

 

Granted, but your now in Antartica.

I wish it wasn't raining.

 

Granted, but it's flat.

I wish I had got more sleep last night.

 

Granted, but you don't have money

I wish I could have Joe's British internet

 

Granted, but you run out of water.

I wish for more posts.

 

Granted, they are now 2 numbers off.

I wish fo peace.

 

Granted, but I misinterpreted your wish and you shall now receive a bowl of peas.




I wish I knew how to make dubstep tracks.

 

Granted, but there shit.

I wish i didn't have to eat all of these peas.

 

Granted, here is that hot dog you ordered.

I wish it was night time so I can make those burgers.

 

Granted, but as soon as it started, it ended because it was too hot for the ice to stay frozen.

I wish this orange soda tasted better.