49% of us were wisened up and voted Kerry... but for the 51%, we apologize. I'm sure you've seen this already: Sorry Everybody Half of the U.S. tried. We did. As for Osama, let's pray to God. Or Allah. Or whomever diety you choose. Because the U.S. is doomed.
Well, hate to be the one saying "we're all gonna die," lol, but that's what this news gives the impression of. Hey, I could look on the bright side, if we get nuked tomorrow, at least I won't die a virgin.