EDIT: Damn, beat me to it. Yes! Why, yes he is... I really have no idea who TopCat is. How many farts does the average human do per day?
Because once upon a time, it wasn't nice. And then the nice faeries came in and said "..the fuck? we want this chocolate shit! it's supposed to be nice!" and so they brought it into their queendom of nice. Which has nothing to do with Nice, France - even though Nice is a pretty cool place -, and is instead located in Australia, for no apparent reason. Am I going crazy[er] or was there another thread of this sort ages ago?
There was another thread like this and I think Aisha started it, but you're definitely going crazy. They'll soon call you CrazyMali and chase you with pitchforks and torches, you'll have to hide in an old abandoned castle on a mountaintop to be safe from the angry mob. What happens when you don't ask a question by asking a question like this one?
You end up eating your hat, because that is a question, and nobody cares whether or not you said you'd eat your hat. They'll just mix it up in a frappucino or mocha and give it to you. Did your stepson eat the fish or was it your niece?
My stepson ate the fish, eventhough System of a Down told him not to. o-day ou-yay understand-ay e-may?