Arbitrary Notions Pt 22

For every dorm room hustler with his parent’s credit cards
That tells everyone he’s real like his favorite rap stars
Who claims his hustle is so hard,
And on thirsty Thursdays buys rounds for the bar
Always trying to impress the ladies
Keg stands, crushed cans, acting totally crazy
Or the guys in the argyle sweaters
Whose dad bought ‘em a Benz so any girl he can get her but
If she said, “No,” to him she said, “Yes”
Between date-rapes and chest bumps he’s never been rejected
“I don’t know what that girl said, but if you ask me
It’s her fault for passin’ out in my bed,”
Oh boy, douche bag, this is college ed
And at home is where girls leave their boyfriends
Well time’s not wasted if you’re gettin’ wasted
But fuck it, who cares if mommy and daddy payin'

That party last night was awfully crazy, I wish I’d made it.
But I wasn’t invited ’cause I can’t afford my tuition payment.
Drink my drink and smoke my weed
And my best friends are just like me
Pass out at 3, wake up at 10
Get fired from a job and wish I was dead
I shoulda went to college, man I been drinkin’
To escape the sinkin’ feeling that Ima end up dead or drug dealin’
I wish I went to college

 

Why the fuck am I having dreams about her?

 

My new computer is so lovely, however there is one drawback, it's so fucking powerful that even the fan inside isn't enough to keep it cool so I have to use my own fan and blast it inwards, hmm.

 

Wow.

 

Also, one day it will become self-aware and attempt to kill you.

 

3OH!3 look like idiots when they perform.

 

I love watching An Evening With Kevin Smith, fuck it's so great.

 

Amen.
And sound like idiots the rest of the time.

 

So we are now practicing the daylight saving thingy, which means I'll have to wake up at 8am tomorrow. Fuck.

 

Why do you need to practice daylight savings?

 

To save electricity and energy in general. The government can't produce enough electricity for every household. Corrupt fucks.

 

But like, is it a new thing for you guys?

 

Yup. Never had it before.

 

Its time to shoot down a bomber overhead....i actually heard a story of Battle of Britain where one AA gun operator in London admitted that shooting at the sky made them feel better but they hardly hit anything if ever. haha weird how things turned out

 

This movie will kickass!

 

And in news of the really stupid

http://www.nbcwashington.com/news/local/Woman-Severely-Injured-in-Sex-ToyPower-Tool-Encounter.html

What an idiot.

 

wow thats disguting and very idiotic...power saw? seriously? my god

 

i have this headache