Arbitrary Notions Pt 22

I'm skinny as well so it's the same here

Though I showed my dad them last night and just goes "damn they're skinny!" lol

 

Why couldn't I sleep.

Well, I know why but still. I NEED SLEEP. Gaah.

 

I had a dream last night that I was one of the toys in Toy Story. It was amazing

 

You lucky bastard haha.

Lately my dreams have just been nightmares, but not in the scary sense, just like.. They are perfectly average day situations that end in the way I don't want them to.

I had a fuckin' terrible one about (Sometimes if I fall asleep with my mouth open my mouth gets dry and this carried to my dream) this one time I was about to kiss this girl and I couldn't like..get into it because I had dry mouth! So it's all going terribly wrong and she just leaves and I wake up like... WTF.

 

I had a dream that I was working for a mafia ran by Vince McMahon.

 

I think I had a dream involving Dave the other night

 

im afraid this one teacher is going to body slam me lol

 

I just drooled on myself.

 

Sexy

 

Alicia Keys' voice gets me hard.

 

That's really weird :\ I don't often remember my dreams unless they're really peculiar.


And wait, Dean, you dreamt about me?! !!

 

I need smaller boobs, so we are even Marj.

 

It's all good now! I'm wearing this corset that pushes my boobs up, yaaaay. It makes me look like a dominatrix though.

 

No one needs smaller boobs!


Apart from maybe this girl...

 

i've been a very bad boy today

 

well maybe I should dominate your banana then

 

What just happened here?! !!

 

hehe, that's awesome Marj. I can imagine there's lots of guys here that would love a picture of you looking that.

Ugh. Mine aren't anywhere close to being that huge, but I still want them to go away.

 

Pervert Parade relapse FTW!!!

 

Hell yeah! Who were in it again and what were the names?

I think mine was like Marvelous Shag Marj or something like that