Arbitrary Notions Pt 22

I'm so tired

 

What jorb would that be?

 

I sell Proactiv Solution, that stuff for acne.

 

Drunk and being sick, I feel like shit, I gotta quit.
I hope I haven't missed the last train can't be stuck in Hampton Wick,
With the boys across the platform shouting "lightweight prick!"
I'm a featherweight champion, cheap to get pissed.
Wish Candy were here with me, she'd definitely deal with it, tell 'em all to shut their mouths and go suck their mommas dicks
'cause she ain't no she ain't that low,
Three fingers down, or the other two up, and I'll sing this proud.

 

Yeurgh. This is tea?

 

If it's iced tea then no.

 

Usually I'm quite good at tea-y concoctions, but since I don't like sugar after six, I just added some lemons, and, well, ick.

 

You could have just had it without sugar.

 

ahhh the ex has decided to return

 

Woop. Birmingham tomorrow!

 

Booked my NFG and Biffy Clyro tickets today

 

I've had lemony cravings all week. I barely stopped myself from just up-and-eating half a lemon yesterday. My stomach does not possess common sense.

 

Oh, Mali.

 

This calls for a pathetic IKR?

And I'm off to bed. Yes, I did munch on a slice of lemon five minutes ago. I couldn't stop myself.

 

Somehow I didn't see this coming.

 

I am dreading August 17th. My baby's first day of kindergarten.

 

Kk, I couldn't leave without commenting on this: this baby? Bandit Way is adorkable.

And, Jen, I'm sure everything'll go fine!

Yeah, and now I'm off to sleep.

 

No, I mean the garments. Not the baby herself.

 

Thanks Mali. I am just sad over it. I can't believe he's five already, and going to school.

 

Now shem 'em them titties!