Anyone able to read and translate Russian to English?

i always knew you were a holy pain in the ass, but now you're just holy.

so yeah. i need to keep my russian skills up to par. come on derek, bring us the attempt at cryllic.

 

Mm. I think Derek doesn't need the help anymore. But anyway, I can help. Going to a russian school is a big bonus.

 

hah. i wish i could go to a russian school. lkhd;klfdhsf. i'm half russian, and my mom, the full blooded rusky, doesn't know anyyyyything. its bad :[

 

It's pretty difficult, hon. Our 'gymnasia' has high standards and the 'gymnasisty' have to fulfill them I'm sure you'd have fun here

 

All it means is vodka, which you obviously know, so technically.. yeah

 

Yeah, my mom is like 99.9% Russian and perhaps a .1% Polish, but she just says full blooded Russian.

Derek, if you want a mutt...it's me.

1/2 Russian, 1/4 Black, 1/8 Dutch, and 1/8 Blackfoot Indian, with perhaps a little Armenian, Polish, German, and Israeli mixed in.

I'm a friggin mess. x_x

But oh yeah Todd...big ups to the half-russkys

 

thats why you're so awesome

 

You think that's bad?

I'm:

1/2 Italian [1/2 Mainland & 1/2 Sicilian] and then the rest is scattered between: German, French, Irish, Scottish, English, Czech, Swedish, Dutch, Polish, Russian, blah blah WESERN EUROPE.

My dad's ancestors got around.

 

We've discussed this already Chris