Today we celebrate red, white, and blue. Not blue, white, and red. This is Murica, not France, cuz we don’t surrender. Remember that the goal of the holiday is to try to recreate Gandalf's dragon firework while wearing as much red, white, n blue as you possibly can. If you're not American I weep for you.
As a good-hearted American, I will NOT stand for this Commie bullshit to taint the good name of 'MURICA!
I feel so blessed by good ol' white Jesus Christ that I live in a country that is currently being barred from entering other countries because we know that corona is a hoax. The only real corona is that there beer, but that piss water is from that shithole *redacted* so I dont want none of that!!! I only want good ol' MURICAN beer to drink on this MURICAN holiday! Happy firework day, now let's set off some EXPLOSIONS
make sure ya git ur fireworks ready 2 morrow cuz it’s the greatest holiday god ever created. I already got my freedum suit ready 4 the big day COMPLETE with assless chaps. Don’t tread on ME
I'm so proud to be a citizen of the U, S, of A! Day by day, our COVID-19 numbers rise up and up! We're breaking records by the hour! We're winning bigly! #KeepAmericaGreat
Yeeee hawww, can't wait to see this true THUG-HATING American PATRIOT speak along with other American heroes, like that kid who BRAVELY displayed his racism to those Native American folks, at the RNC next week!
PSA: The CDC is over-reporting COVID-19 to control us and take away our freedoms. First they take away your right to breathe freely, then your guns, and then you turn into a mindless socialist drone. DO WE WANNA BE SWEDEN???? NO. MASKS DON'T EVEN WORK!!!!!!! THE VIRUS IS SMALLER THAN THE MASK DUMMYS.
The RNC looked wayyyy better than any commie propaganda that those Chinese or Koreans produce! America is #1 at everything, including propaganda!