Alphabet Stories

Damn

Damn chicken ate my pork . . .

 

Evil

This chicken is so evil that even evil itself cannot defeat the evil that hides in this evil chicken.

 

Fuck


Fuck that evil chicken bullshit. Oh wait, I meant horseshit . . . !

 

Go

Go! Run! Run Mr. Horseshit, even it cannot stand up to the evil chicken.

 

Horseshit

Just when i thought the horseshit was gone for good.

 

Intro

This intro is the worst shit ever

 

Jeff

Jeff, it will always be BULLSHIT!

 

Kick

HORSESHIT WILL KICK BULLSHIT IN IT'S ROCKY MOUNTAIN OYSTERS!!

 

Let

Can we not let bullshit and horseshit live in peace together?

 

Mother

Mother fuckah please . . . horseshit is the most superior shit like evarrrrrrr.

 

No.

No.

 

Oh

Oh no you didn't!

 

Peace

There needs to be peace!

 

Quiet
Quiet! *cover ears*

 

Respect

Respect for bullshit and horseshit?

 

Shit

Respect for all shit.

 

Time

Time will heal the Battle of the shits.

 

U

U MAD MON.

 

Very

Oh yes, I'm very mad Bro-mate!

 

W

one day i had a sandwich full of chocolate, then one of my friends really wanted to verse me in a running race and i left my sandwich on the nearest table, i agreed......... i did the race.......... I FOUND A SEAGULL MUNCHING ON MY SANDWICH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! true story