Alphabet Stories

Oh

Oh my it his junk keeps getting bigger from these bullshit calls.

 

Peace

Peace, love, and bullshit. (Will all this bullshit make it to Z?)

 

Queen

Only if the Queen of Bullshit makes you drink your own bullshit smoothie, which is bullshit.

 

Really

Really? that's a lot of bullshit to drink...

 

Si

Si senor, all that bullshit in the bullshit smoothie.

 

That

I will not drink that Jeff "Take A Hit" I will not drink that smoothie of bullshit.

 

Understandable

You not drinking the bullshit smoothie is not understandable if the Queen ordered you.

 

Very

I'm very sure that the queen won't mind if I skip the bullshit smoothie.

 

Whatever

Whatever you say, the Queen of Bullshit will have someone's head tonight if someone doesn't drink the bullshit smoothie.

 

X-Ray

We need to X-Ray Jeff's head to see there is too much bullshit in his brain causing him to talk about bullshit smoothies.

 

Yaking

Everybody got hit in the head with a stick, thus all the yaking about this mess.

 

Zebra

The zebra's claim that there really wasn't any bullshit at all. That it was all just a dream.

 

Ass

What a stupid ass dream. That was a lot of bullshit...

 

Bull

The bull was tired of it being part of that word!

 

Cannon

The bullshit was shot with a cannon.

 

Dog

Dog shit... Worse then Bullshit?

 

Elephant

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Fuck dog shit! Fuck bullshit! Elephant shit!

 

Fancy

Well Fancy that! That is a lot of shit. However that is Dino shit!

 

Gives

No one gives a shit about what kind of shit it is, its one big pile of shit.

 

Hell

Hell I'll give you that one.