Alphabet Stories

Redo.

Dont worry, you get a redo.

 

Said

You said what?

 

Tasteful
this is so tasteful; this taste good

 

Useful

You know what's Useful?

 

Vessel

All aboard the bullshit vessel!

 

Word

I told you bullshit would return! Word up!

 

X-ray

Someone takes an x-ray to make sure who is who it is!

 

Z

Look, it's a giant Z on Sesame Street!

 

After.

A comes after Z.

 

B

And B comes after A!

 

Crap.

C comes after...... lets quit this crap.

 

Dog

Now it's time for some DOGSHIT!

 

Every

did you know that some people that buy rich coffee, they are drinking Monkey Shit every time? it have to do with ingredients. They don't list that monkey shit as part of their ingredients. there's another word for monkey shit of course. it's so true, not lying!!!! yeesh

 

Funny

Haha, that's funny!

 

Great

As the prophecy said, the Great Shit War has begun.

 

How

How can anyone forget the alphabet? How can we keep bringing up that hard, dry BS? How?!? lol

 

I

I don't know...

 

Jump.

Jump over the dogshit.

 

Kool-Aid

Kool-Aid man! OH YEAHHHH!!

 

Lulz

Lulz. That funny.