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    Jeff

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    Uvula

    I hope it isn't shoved down my uvula.
     
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    Virgin

    Nothing like trusting a crazy virgin in your car's back seat.
     
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    Window

    Never jump out of the window of a car in motion to do a barrel roll unless Peppy Hare says so.
     
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    Xray

    Don't be surprise if the Xray shows a sponge in your head. That is your brain!
     
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    Yet

    Oh, there is no sense to be killing you... Yet. Apple?
     
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    Zoinks

    Shaggy seen a monster and said "Zoinks!!"
     
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    Awesome

    Cause like The Miz, I'm Awesome!
     
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    Bullshit

    That call was bullshit!
     
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    Call

    I call bullshit on your bullshit.
     
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    Damn

    Damn your bullshit call on my bullshit call. :awesome:
     
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    Erection

    Your bullshit call on his bullshit call gave Shaggy an erection.
     
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    Fuckin

    Fuckin Shaggy and his fuckin erections from bullshit calls.
     
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    Good

    Good grief Shaggy! It was just a bullshit call. Nothing to get excited over.
     
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    He

    He gets excited over bullshit calls... He can't help it.
     
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    I

    Hell, even I get excited over bullshit calls from bullshit calls.
     
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    Junk

    I guess everyone's junk can't help but get erect for bullshit calls over bullshit.... Such bullshit.
     
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    Kick

    Nothing more fun then to kick someone in their junk!
     
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    Love

    I love kicking someone in the junk if they have an erection from bullshit calls.
     
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    My

    My junk hurts from that bullshit kick about my erection over bullshit calls over bullshit!
     
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    No

    No doubt Shaggy would be hurt after getting kicked in the junk right after the bullshit call of the bullshit call that excited him was called.
     
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