Alphabet Stories

Pee

My bullshit is soaked in my pee.

 

Queen

No one is better, or cooler than Mr. Bullshit, everyone is his Queen.

 

Rain

Mr. Bullshit comands for bullshit to rain from the sky.

 

Stars

Mr. Bullshit believes stars are made of bullshit.

 

Talk

Yeah, all talk is bullshit when it comes to the stars.

 

Underestimated

The stars are underestimated, they're hard bullshit.

 

Very

Very true... Bullshit is as Bullshit does.

 

What.

What, that made no sense.

 

X

None of bullshit makes sense.... X

 

Y

Y U NO GIVE ME CHOCOLATE COVERED BULLSHIT?

 

Zap

Zap! now you have chocolate covered bullshit!

 

A

A whole new world, now filled with horseshit.

 

Bullshit

Bullshit VS horseshit!

 

Crater

There only lies a crater where Mr. Bullshit once lay, because he is in his lab creating a super bullshit weapon to destroy the horseshit.

 

Everyone.

Everyone be quite, i am looking at this horseshit.

 

Forget

Forget horseshit! Bullshit is where it's at!

 

God.

Oh My God, get over the bullshit. Horseshit is the way forward.

 

Ha

Ha! Never!!

 

I.

I think you should change your ways Dustin.

 

Jeff


Jeff thinks that horseshit is the way of the future.