Alphabet Stories

Ass

Yeah, I'm an Ass.

 

Because.

Your an ass because your cool.

 

Cold

I'm so cool, I'm Cold!

 

Ducks

Mr. Bullshit is back, he is at the pond feeding ducks.

 

Elephant

Next, on Mr. Bullshit's vist to the zoo, he will feed the Elephants peanuts.

 

Far

Ah yes, but before he gets to feed them he has to travel far across the country.

 

Good.

Good for you.

 

How

Oh no, Mr. Bullshit crashed his car on the way home from the zoo, how will he get home now?

 

I

Mr. Bullshit thought hard... Then he said "I know what to do!".

 

Jesus

After seconds of hard thinking Mr. Bullshit put his plan into action, and flew on a Jesus back home.

 

Kansas

Kansas! There was no place like home!

 

Lame

Mr. Bullshit fell through his roof upon handing, lame.

 

Mouse

Mr. Bullshit seen a Mouse.

 

Never

Never have I seen a mouse, but Mr. Bullshit apparently has.

 

O

Mr. Bullshit made his O face at the sight of the mouse and decided he must show it to Jeff cause he hasn't seen one. You can't explain that.

 

Please

Please lets keep this going.

 

Queen

The Queen has arived!

 

Run

Run from the Queen.

 

She

She demands for your head!

 

Time

Aww yeah, it's time, Mr. Bullshit is back!