20 Thoughts Random

Studying. My brain is gonna explode.

 

That sucks.

 

I was just going to post part of this song but figured out I couldn't break it apart.

Talk to Corporate (Like a boss)
Approve memos (Like a boss)
Lead a workshop (Like a boss)
Remember birthdays (Like a boss)
Direct work flow (Like a boss)
My own bathroom (Like a boss)
Micromanage (Like a boss)
Promote synergy (Like a boss)

Hit on Deborah (Like a boss)
Get rejected (Like a boss)
Swallow sadness (Like a boss)
Send some faxes (Like a boss)
Call a sex line (Like a boss)
Cry deeply (Like a boss)
Demand a refund (Like a boss)

Eat a bagel (Like a boss)
Harassment lawsuit (Like a boss)
No promotion (Like a boss)
Fifth of vodka (Like a boss)
Shit on Deborah's desk (Like a boss)
Buy a gun (Like a boss)
In my mouth (Like a boss)
Oh, fuck me, I can't fucking do it, shit!

Pussy out (Like a boss)
Puke on Deborah's desk (Like a boss)
Jump out the window (Like a boss)
Suck a dude's dick (Like a boss)
Score some coke (Like a boss)
Crash my car (Like a boss)
Suck my own dick (Like a boss)
Eat some chicken strips (Like a boss)
Chop my balls off (Like a boss)
Black out in the sewer (Like a boss)
Meet a giant fish (Like a boss)
Fuck his brains out (Like a boss)
Turn into a jet (Like a boss)
Bomb the Russians (Like a boss)
Crash into the sun (Like a boss)
Now I'm dead (Like a boss)

...Uh-huh, so that's an average day for you then?
No doubt.
You chop your balls off and die?
Hell yeah!
And I think you said at one point there you suck your own dick?
Nope.
I'm pretty sure you did.
Nah, that ain't me.
Ok, well then this has been eye opening for me.
I'm the boss.
Yeah, no, I got that, you said it about 400 times.

 

Goal by Huntelaar.

 

Ok, I'm addicted to Championship Manager 2000/2001 again. its so retro, Kevin Keegan is still England Manager and Leeds are still a good team in the Premiership

 

1 - 1 >_>

 

'Night!

 

'Night! Sweet dreams.

 

Ugh. Tell me about it.

 

A Dog's Breakfast is so weird haha.

 

I want bangs.

 

Ah, yes. Bangs. <3

 

Sweet, wonderful bangs. *rubs my bangs*

 

Weeeeeeird.

 

Like I said, I really want them, but there's no way in hell they'd work with my crazy hair.

 

*bangs*

...

 

Can't you just restyle your hair to something different where you can have bangs and they wouldn't look out there?

 

I don't want to know your name, I just want

BANG BANG BANG!

 

How crazy could it be? I have curly hair and they work just fine for me. A bold decision it was, I admit, but I'm very happy with the results.

EDIT: I use hair straightener, of course.

 

*sigh* Bored.