20 Thoughts Random

"When life gives you lemons, just say 'fuck the lemons' and bail."

 

Will, that reminded me.

"When life gives you lemons you FIND A NEW GOD."



Damn youtube

 

"Mother Nature will be like, 'Sloooowwww Dooowwwnn,' and you'll be like, 'Fuck you!' and kick her with your ENERGY LEGS."

 

!!!


I say Brawndo is better, due to the fact that it actually exists!

 

Everybody hates you.
Everybody wishes that you were dead.
Peter you suck.
Peter you suck.
Peter your music is fucking terrible.
Peter you suck
Peter you suck.
You don't do anything of value.
Peter you suck.
Go write some music.
But instead you sit and write these bullshit songs.
It's so self-loathing.
Go see a psychiatrist.
I hate the psychiatrist.
Go see one anyway.

Gold.

 

Y'know, hearing Mila Kunis say "mother fucker" was almost as weird as hearing Morgan Freeman say "mother fucker."

 

I didn't find it weird. Now Morgan Freeman saying it...yeah, I did a spit take.

 

apples are good =]

 

"I wonder if the carpet matches her pubes."

 

"Peter...what are you doing here?"
"....I came here to murder you, haha."



And with that, i'm off to watch Chuck/24. Peace.

 

Pearl Jam <3

 

i love meagan =]

 

I just fucking bowled a 299. what the fuck?

 

youz a fuckin beast lol

 

Yay Wii Sports!!



JK

 

That was good


@Jacob: thanks!

 

i got a question...what exactly is the detroit redwings logo
is it a wheel with wings?

 

Yeah

 

oh ok lol