Hahaha, sounds a lot like me! I've tripped over so many things that only seemed to exist in my head...
...and my cup of coffee is gone in all of three minutes. God damn I need to get a bigger mug.
Thank you dear! I'm flattered to hear that from someone as talented as yourself. <3
So, who wants to go read my new thing in Writer's Cove?
Yeah, another thing from me. I'm productive lately! Be honest when you tell me what you think and I promise I won't be offended. Mediocrity Is...
Me & the girls are here to tell you, they're fucking with you 'cause they want what you have. Things are really pretty damn funny, things ain't...
Annie the imaginary lawyer can you take this call From Mr. What, Mr. Which and Mr. Who? Fuck you! Fuck you, go shopping
Yeah um, speaking of bring sexy back...Amanda you look amazing. I am loving the hair. You look prettier than ever, which is a lot because you...
I love alcoholics. :(
Oh, he so is. For sure.
Hahaha, I know. I'm just being an asshole.
...you're disgusting. Oh snap!
I am obsessed with this band.
Dedicated, I'm not gonna lie. I think you're wicked hot.
I grasped you gently by your arm and said, “Hey, I got a crush”
I'm only attracted to alcoholics or people with similar qualities and dysfunctions.
Well darling, let's discuss our tactics.
Radical hat, Derek! You look great.
When It's to late to call, the bottle will pull me through. We all hurt and I feel for you, she's messed, he's messed, And these problems, these...
Jesus fuck.
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