I'd be the guy who turns up an hour late, goes for a ciagarette break to smoke some weed, goes to the pub for lunch and comes back drunk and completes a task with a target of 1 hour completion 5 hours later. I'm not saying I do that in real life btw.
Me and Sarah would be the ones having sex in the printer room. We think we're clever but everyone knows.
I would be the walking talking sexual harrassment case since I can make anything sound dirty. Unless everyone is cool with that. Then I would be everyone's best friend at work since somebody has to do it.
I'll work in the Legal team. I'll be helping people like Joe, Timothy, Hybrid and Derek fight off their endless sexual harassment charges.
I'm actually proud that I'm not included in that list. If there's one thing that isn't troll-like in my behavior, it's my respect for women.