VeLLi Appreciation Thread

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    Joe

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    Post your favourite catch phrases, sayings and quotes from the best newbie ever, VeLLi in here. We'll update constantly to have a comprehensive slogan guide to the one and only, VeLLi.


    • Offended whom that?
    • Mdaaa?
    • Dirty pony
    • I am a pretty chipmunk
    • Congratulations ____, have a pie of a shelf!
    • Joe is trite
    • Prick this is fuck
    • My bolt will not fit in your mouth
    • Flimsy pony
    • ha-ga said Nelson
    • you are rabbit ree
    • a pie for my head
    • todd fellow
    • what for you lay
    • it to be pleasant to you depeche mode
    • hom many there is bread?
    • Advance beautiful_magic
    • Would imagine it was necessary what to buy sausage to stand in a queue about several hours!! What to buy milk it would be necessary to go to other area:))
    • tars of huppy))
    • I was crying because of laughing )))))
     
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    El Muerto

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    • sarah I would be hard to talk to you
    • I went to street
    • I go to sleep one hour later
    • a pie for my head -song of [Lq] =)
    • ehui
    • mdeee
    • be be be be Reee
      do you have fir-tree ?
      who want smokes a ganja ?
      i have 2 kidney near my prick
      dean falls
      dope - homer says usually )))
      who like emo core?
      tatu is Lesbians and fucking old shcool pops
      yes ))mdee---- in russian TOD
      sarah I reduce exam mythology!!
      and i am lemon lime
     
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    Ree

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    Lol damn you Joe! I was gonna make this! :FUUUUUU:

    My favourite is still:
    • Ree :) lick my scars^)

    Also the two in my sig :lol:
     
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    • i have 2 kidney near my prick ^_^
    • stop vulgar
    • ree^_^ brain)
     
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    Derek

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    You seriously did not do this Joe. This was supposed to be private :lol:.
     
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    Tim

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    As far as I can tell, Velli hasn't made any actual posts. He's an enigma.
     
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    ass.
     
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    I literally got all of these from the first two pages of Velli's shouts in the shoutbox archive. There are about more 20 pages to go. Damn.

    • Ñй чувакÐ
    • translater is bitch))
    • I would call you to myself in russia a bath
    • here there are girls ?:D
    • i stupid fckkkkkkk
    • i laugh with lp bear))
    • I have already fallen in love instead of have seen even in whom:D))))))))))
     
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    Joe

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    I'm nominating this guy in every LPA Award category ever this year.
     
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    El Muerto

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    I say we make him a VIP :lol:
     
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    Okay this is pretty hilarious :lol:
     
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    Ree

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    I laughed so hard at this :rofl:
     
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    El Muerto

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    Oh God, I missed that :lol:
     
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    Ree

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    OMG Joe how could you miss out

    "joe Be off the tramp"

    :error:
     
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    Oh God, ofcourse. :lol: I'll add all these to the original post soon. I want to find the one where he called me Moe from The Simpsons. :lol:
     
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    We love you Velli. Thank you for being just about the coolest Russian we've ever had on these forums.
     
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    Ree

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    I love this thread. Every VeLLi shout is an epic WIN. Someone take me away from this thread…

    • Ree you so sailly!!
    • joe - moe from the simpsons))
    • i wanna heak i wanna feel))
    • You behave as children in the year
    • You already adult and behave as children!!!!!!!!!!It is a pity to me you)))
    • And you at least know pair of words on Russian language
    • vagina - Pizda )))
    • Here girls happen?
    • jay the cheat))
    • At you can call the person a dog?? At us can!!! for example: hey you a dog))
    • hey you a wolf))
    • To me it is necessary to take offense on Hadouken?)))))))
    • And ree here the main?!
    • keaton YOU don't know words on russian!! Here I also have translated!! I not all night long showed words to you trite and once!!
    • i want to eat -DARLING))))))))

    • As spoke familiar to the girlfriend - give come to us us five muzhiks and at all struts)

    He has a girlfriend? :( LMAO I love this guy.
     
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    Derek

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    I love his use of parenthesis.
     
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    El Muerto

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    his smilies don't have eyes haha
     

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