The Chain Gang 2.0 (Hellflame, Funkmaster Dead-E-Cate-Ed, Riskey Grandmaster Friskey, Repo Raj, Serious Girios and W.I.L.L.)-LPA Rap 2.0 Yo Yo Yo It’s the Flame man back once again man Let me take this time to introduce the chain gang Not John Cena’s pathetic excuse for a scene No, not some guy I never heard of pretending to be Mr.T This is version 2.0 you fools better get it right It’s LPA rocking all through the night This time around its getting’ even more tricky Dropping lines like bombs with risky Grandmaster Friskey Ya’ll better wake up cos its Repo Raj He don’t write lines he plans his attack Will will be writing your will by the end of this So you fools better listen to the words he spits Serious Girios is also in the house He be sniping yo’ ass quiet as a mouse But first It’s Funkmaster on the track I Speak of only one man Dead-E-Cate-Ed do your thing man And afterwards when it’s all said and done You LPA members will love it more than version 1 Haha It’s LPA it’s the place to be Unless you're a hater or worse a motherfucking teenie But whatever, log in and turn off your TV LPA motherfuckers, is up in the scene I’m Comin' at you from the Teck Talk forum man You know, questions about MP3 player brands Into Other Music where I get my groove on Release dates, other shit, and favorite songs Load of info and even some random name puns Serious Chat; people talk about drugs effects on rap And all that, about Bush bein' so full of crap Is Fort Minor better than the one and only LP And 'What Mistakes Do You Think Were Made With TRT?' Haha I'm Funkmaster Dead-E-Cate-Ed and I like cake Almost as much as Holiday likes I Hate Kate .in.the.shadows. and Branden with his bushy eyebrows Pedro The Crowbar of Vengeance is here right now Testing, attention please, the Test Forum is the best place to be Won't increase post count and will be emptied periodically At the LPA there's announcements about changing sex Well, changing a thingy in your profile, not the size of your breasts There's even a place for feedback and FAQ It's like "Erm, okay, you tell us what to do..." Yo, This is Repo-Raj making a cameo appearance Dropping lines based on his LPA existence If you've heard me before then welcome back I'm going down smoother than Tempest & his jack Sit back, relax 'cause I'm not coming on soft I'm preachin' this shit more than Derek pimps Croft I don't have a rifle but I'm a better shot than Maverik68 This is rougher than the locations in the photos from Kate I'm bowling this fucker to you like Tomi, Debs & Joe I'm correcting your lines more than Minus Xero This is the chain gang rockin’ through LPA Girios, Raj ,Will and the grand Hellflame Don’t think I forgot about Dead-E-Cate-Ed And Friskey’s speedin’ rhymes quicker than a moped My homies and peeps in the forum house Give us a shout if you wanna hear us out It’s the chain gang rockin’ through LPA Through the night we’ll say what the fuck we want (As long as it’s in the rules fools) Hey, this is Girios. People call me Jakob. No, I'm just kiddin', that's just really a joke. But hellflame now hittin' it back on the map With myself, Will, Funkmaster, Friskey and Raj On the table, no this ain't no fable Don't be fucking with me or I'll knock you in the stable I got a few lines to explain in this rhyme The LPA Rap 2 is makin it's time Now here's what I got to say about the association I'll start off in the writer's cove, the lyrics station Dead-E-Cate-Ed hittin' it with lyrics like gold And peeps with lines that'll never get old Now a sequel here is about to unfold I'll tell you to back off, before you get told We got announcements, oh my God, Linkin Park settles the dispute But then we got teenies sayin Chester's so cute These little boppers get banned, like cheezy forks get bent Looks like Fort Minor is opening for 50 Cent. Random chat, random thoughts, oh my God, a gazillion posts a day Before you know it, RC 7 will be makin' its way Kick-Back Cafe, the forum hittin' it nifty Talking about the Revolution, PS3 and 360. Friskey and Raj with Wrestling and Dean with Soccer Newbie Camp with new member's comin', claimin' they rockers Other music hittin' members with releases of 06' I tell you, there's no other place on the web like this You wanna tell me, the xeni, that what I'm saying is not? Well, let's throw this back to hellflame and he'll show you how this beat knocks Hit it! This is the chain gang rockin’ through LPA Girios, Raj ,Will and the grand Hellflame Don’t think I forgot about Dead-E-Cate-Ed And Friskey’s speedin’ rhymes quicker than a moped My homies and peeps in the forum house Give us a shout if you wanna hear us out It’s the chain gang rockin’ through LPA Through the night we’ll say what the fuck we want (As long as it’s in the rules fools) These are the ill rhymes comin’ from the chain gang You motherfuckers should know, we’ve got the fuckin’ game plan Its LPA holmes you better get it right In the words of D’Lo Brown; you better recognize! Cos if you aint down wid da funky shit Dead-E-Cate-Ed’s gonna give you a motherfuckin’ kick Right in the big round cyber balls And Repo Raj will hang ya’ll up like a dial-a-call Will and Xeni will take care of all your shit With a verbal hit and tell you were to stick it But first let me introduce to the game Mr.Kennedy sig? It’s the very same None other than mister trickey Mr.Riskey I talk of no other than Grandmaster Friskey It’s Riskey Grandmaster Friskey’s time now, biatch. Man, what the fuck do you want now? I’ll own your asses. I’m coming at you like a bat out of hell Bitch, now are you playing me? Seeing you now and hitting you out Ain’t that a penalty? (I don’t think so) Throwing in the air all these grenades, people think I’m a renegade Blowing me out today People see that I’m a bitch lover hater Here is the thing I say What what what is all the noise As we spell it proud Let me hear you say that you’re an asshole A-S-S-H-O-L-E Take that B-A-N-A-N-A-S Yeah, your fucking right. This is the chain gang rockin’ through LPA Girios, Raj ,Will and the grand Hellflame Don’t think I forgot about Dead-E-Cate-Ed And Friskey’s speedin’ rhymes quicker than a moped My homies and peeps in the forum house Give us a shout if you wanna hear us out It’s the chain gang rockin’ through LPA Through the night we’ll say what the fuck we want (As long as it’s in the rules fools) My brethren flowed tight but I'ma take it up a notch And mention all the things those motherfuckers forgot Every once in a while the Elder members reminisce About the days of old and the things that they miss Teenies roamed nowhere and were always shot down Like gazelle in a field when the lions are around I guess I can't really say that teenie owning was "back in the day" 'Cause to my recollection it probably happened yesterday When an album was released all the noobies flocked here Driving the admins up the wall 'til they couldn't even steer The LPA down the Information Super Highway (What the fuck, man?) I can't believe I just said Information Super Highway I think I'll just stick with calling it the Internet Don't want to mock the thing Al Gore helped invent So I'm pretty sure those four lines had nothing to do with the LPA Or anything remotely resembling anything from back in the day What the hell? What you want me to say? The mic is now back with the main man That’s right it’s the flame man I just gotta say to anyone we left out and missed you The chain gang doesn’t mean to try and diss you But if you gotta issue then go grab a tissue Cos the chain gang aint givin’ a fuck, punk See I’ve been dropping lines since I entered this place And collaborating with others to shock LPA True, your rhymes are sick but you can’t fathom mine It’s like talkin’ to Adam about Bullet For My Valentine Crazy, moshing, metal, mayhem, motherfucker-thrashing You step to me I’ll give you a lyrical smashing The chain gang is here for you all to hear Stay in LPA unless you got somethin’ to fear bitch! This is the chain gang rockin’ through LPA Girios, Raj ,Will and the grand Hellflame Don’t think I forgot about Dead-E-Cate-Ed And Friskey’s speedin’ rhymes quicker than a moped My homies and peeps in the forum house Give us a shout if you wanna hear us out It’s the chain gang rockin’ through LPA Through the night we’ll say what the fuck we want (As long as it’s in the rules fools)
For a moment there I thought that said Will.i.Am, instead of W.I.L.L. (BEP) And this beats the first LPA Rap by a couple of light years, y'all rock!
If anything gets started up in here (i.e. a rap battle) you all better keep from homophobic, anti-down syndrome or hateful remarks towards eachother or I'll start handing out warnings. After all, thats what got the other thread closed. I'm pretty sure I said for anything like this to get moderator approval first, but oh well...