Yo yo yo I’m the H to the E to the double L flame I’m a super member in the L-P-A I come here nearly every night and day I love it here as much as Andrea loves Green day Let me start off with writers cove, you better get it right It’s always Dedicated spreadin’ his ill rhymes Hell, everyone who posts there seems to have such sick lines And Mali gives cookies for everyone’s time Then let me unwind in kick back café Its always Dean and Evan saying who is the best soccer player People always going crazy over Nintendo, Microsoft, Sony and Sega Just take a look at Debs’ sig, its major biatch! Then there’s serious chat It’s Link 04 laying down all the facts Then Todd tells he’s pissed off because of various acts That have taken place, he don’t take no crap Now here’s Linkin Park chat After all that’s why LPA is where it’s at It’s Will who seems to have all the LP facts Teenies better turn back believe dat playa It’s Hellflame here acting kinda riskey Givin’ a shout out to people like Raj, Adam and Friskey And I hope everyone knows making’ this rhyme was fuckin’ tricky So appreciate it or I’m coming for you in your sleep (no joke) Take a seat and type cos it’s the best site around It’s where many cool peeps can be found It’s LPA biatch don’t wear the name out Derek Oswald you better be proud Let me give a shout out to the graphics artists here LJ, Giriosxeni and Branden is who we must fear As well as many others who’s work is simply top tier Can’t think of anything else to rhyme so I’ll just put deer Let me move on to the favourite of all You got it right people, its random thoughts Its where people like Casey, Chris and everyone else talks About fucking random things of all sorts Like that time when the buffalo was the talk I dunno about everyone else but that buffalo pissed me off But it’s cool because its random and that’s what we want We wanna be strange and not in the norm Now let me give a shout out to the staff, admins and mods Like Keaton, Ander, Nikki, Andrea and Todd Nate, Mark, Derek, Omar the entire lot You ban all the bastards and teenies, I appreciate that a lot Now I’m sorry if I left anyone out of this Don’t think I did that as a purposeful diss But don’t complain cos why don’t you try to fit Every member in the LPA pit It’s Hellflame here acting kinda riskey Givin’ a shout out to people like Raj, Adam and Friskey And I hope everyone knows making’ this rhyme was fuckin’ tricky So appreciate it or I’m coming for you in your sleep (no joke) Take a seat and type cos it’s the best site around It’s where many cool peeps can be found It’s LPA biatch don’t wear the name out Derek Oswald you better be proud Da LPA rap holmes You better recognize fool Or suffer the kidnapping of your pets By Great Overloard Kwintakecoolo
Thanks everyone For the record Friskey was originally gonna be called Grandmaster Riskey-Friskey and Dedicated was gonna be called Funkmaster Dead-E-Cate-Ed and we, along with Raj and Adam were gonna be the Chain Gang no.2 Kinda unfair on Friskey though, being the only American and all
Well Debs I gotta mention my fellow Brit with exactly the same exam problems as myself @.in.the.shadows: Sorry I didn't mention you but as it states in the lyrics it would be pretty hard for me to mention every cool person on this site.
Dammit, I was hoping you would "diss" my eyebrows or something, at least. Or mention Pedro The Crowbar of Vengeance. But no, I'm a graphics artist! I made one signature. But I guess it was for the author, so okay. I'm just kidding. It's really good. I like the part about Will being a deaf playa or something. Now what are you going to do for your next career move? I say either A; Rap it yourself, I can try and hook my keyboard up to the computer for a beat, or B; Write a sequel!