"Your Leaving Song" 50 different answers, to a question you don't wanna hear, 50 different things, that you really need to remember, It's about time that all the f*ck ups, That I have made are accounted for... There was that one time, when I lost your favourite necklace, And then I found it, clogging up the sink, Is it all of these f*ck ups, that make you want to leave? Or was it the fact I said I f*cking hate you? Now there's 50 f*cking brilliant ways, For you to walk out the door, And there's 50 f*cking stupid ways, For you to come back for more, But I want you to remember this, Forever and always... "I like your sister a lot more anyway" Remember when I said I really loved you? And you said you loved me to? Did my f*ck ups have those days outnumbered? There's probably still some you haven't discovered, But I know you want to leave, And I know you're not that naive, Is it all of these f*ck ups that make you want to leave? Or was it the fact I said I f*cking hate you? Now there's 50 f*cking brilliant ways, For you to walk out the door, And there's 50 f*cking stupid ways, For you to come back for more, But I want you to remember this, Forever and always... "I like your sister a lot more anyway" We started off and I really liked you, Where did we go wrong? Because now you really piss me off, And this is your leaving song! We started off and I really liked you, Where did we go wrong? Because now you really piss me off, And this is your leaving song! Now there's 50 f*cking brilliant ways, For you to walk out the door, And there's 50 f*cking stupid ways, For you to come back for more, But I want you to remember this, Forever and always... "I like your sister a lot more anyway"