Word By Yours Truly. [Shouted] WORD! [Verse 1] Everyone enjoy the sound, Hear it crumble to the ground, Greyish skies and candle wicks, Television evangelists, Masturbation on vacation, Porno on my tv station, Win it all enjoy the prize, Join the crowd get circumsized, Help me now I've lost my mind, Will cant help cause he's gone blind, None of this makes any sense, My ex-girlfriend is a wench. [Chorus] Shoot me now cause I've gone crazy, Cant do it now cause I'm too lazy, I sit here bored out of my mind, Will doesn't like my stupid rhyme.(x2) [Verse 2] Cannot call this a real song, Forget the words just hit the bong, Pamela A. has great big spheres, That bring the men thier cheer each year, Michael Jackson loves little boys, And gives them all their christmas 'toys', Martha Stewart commited fraud, While your dad made love to his dog, This song is getting digusting, Sorry I'm just trying to sing! [Chorus] Shoot me now cause I've gone crazy, Cant do it now cause I'm too lazy, I sit here bored out of my mind, Will doesn't like my stupid rhyme.(x2) [Bridge] Hey Justin go "Cry Me A River", Digiorno no they dont deliver, Saved a load by using Geico, I'm convinced that I'm a psycho, When my staff sees these words I spit, I'll be banned as they see fit, I will save myself the hassle, And call alla ya'll an a*****. [Chorus] Shoot me now cause I've gone crazy, Cant do it now cause I'm too lazy, I sit here bored out of my mind, Will doesn't like my stupid rhyme.(x4) [Spoken] And that's my word yo.
Im so hot that I got the celebrities talkin about it. "This is the anthem, throw your damn hands up." - Jay Z Jay likes my sh*t.
The best part of the song: Derek, that song was pretty sick, Although it made me yawn real quick, Keep writing, start your own career, You'd have Jay-Z hiding in fear. But don't sell out and endorse shoes, Where's Nelly now? Have any clues? Just don't fade out or disappear, You'd be the king of all your peers. And on this note, I'll end this rhyme, I'm out of ideas, it's now my time, With your career, I wish you luck, P.S: Actually, you really suck.
You may think that you're hot n' wild, But you've just gone and knocked my style, So try again in four million years, Your rhymes are more fake than Britney Spears, Dont call yourself the pimp daddy mack, Because you've just proved your #### is whack, Never diss my style and rhymes again, Cause you're just a dumb canadian. Take that you illegitimate offspring of unmarried parents.
Derek, you've gone crazy. Good rhyming though! but check this out, Ya'll are whack so hit the stack go crawl into a whole make beter time don't waste the rhymes your rhyming isn't worth a dime so kick back do something else make life harder for everyone else (crappy, I know)