Why are you breaking up with the person above you

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    Hybrid

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    Hybrid, Apr 17, 2014



    Chocolate.
     
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    deftonesfan867, Apr 17, 2014



    Because he refuses to return sexual favors.
     
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    Jeff

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    Has a Deftones song title under his username.
     
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    The Emptiness Machine

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    The Emptiness Machine, Apr 17, 2014



    Wouldn't indulge my kappa fetish.
     
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    Has a kappa fetish I can't indulge.
     
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    MKH, Apr 17, 2014



    Sexually close-minded.
     
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    Hybrid

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    Because he stays away from the keyboard...
     
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    He refused to tell me what the hybrid consisted of.
     
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    Jeff

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    His name has less than 7 letters.
     
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    The Emptiness Machine, Apr 17, 2014



    Made my friend the Joker jealous.
     
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    Abel

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    Because you're into the abyss.
     
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    The Emptiness Machine, Apr 17, 2014



    Our love wouldn't reach into the abyss.
     
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    Believes that love can even exist in the abyss.
     
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    The Emptiness Machine, Apr 17, 2014



    Cause I've been stuck in a cave in Guilin, China for over a decade.
     
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    Has been plotting the downfall of the Oreo corporation for decades.
     
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    The Emptiness Machine, Apr 17, 2014



    Has uncovered some of my evil plans and I can not trust him to keep it to himself.

    (Why'd you have to talk about the Oreo's!? )
     
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    Jeff

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    Because Zombies can't keep secrets.
     
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    Because we never get to see our friends and we're always the only ones playing.
     
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    Blackee Dammet

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    Blackee Dammet, Apr 18, 2014



    He gave me the AIDS.
     
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    Because he gave me AIDS.
     
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