Why are you breaking up with the person above you

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    Erica

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    Because Jesse doesn't find bacon to be an aphrodisiac.
     
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    Because he lied about my stance on bacon being an aphrodisiac.
     
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    Because it wasn't working the first time!
     
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    Is pink.
     
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    Is racist.
     
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    Thinks Pink is a race.
     
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    Because I don't want to follow the pattern.
     
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    She talks to other people when he should be talking to me.
     
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    Because this user is on my ignore list.
     
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    OMG, me too!

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    Because he hates Meteora.
     
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    *She
     
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    Because of his obsession with Dreamcast games.
     
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    Because lies.
     
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    Because I'm insecure about my body and that I didn't see all the posts before I made my last one.
     
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    Because he thinks there's something wrong with being obsessed with Dreamcast games.
     
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    Isn't green.
     
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    Isn't yellow.
     
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    Claims he is the second coming.
     
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    Because he doesn't believe.
     
  20. Jesse

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    I don't date peoples whose names start and end with consonants.
     

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