Have you ever wondered where numbers and messages you delete from your mobile phone go after you delete them? Do they go to a special data heaven for clean messages and phone numbers or to a data heaven for dirrrty massages?
They go through a central server controlled by the state, which is located in the office of your governor. In my case, thats the Terminator, Arnold the Muscle man. So he sits there all day and reads your text messages during his massage session, hoping to find a subliminal message sent from an Al-Queda member directing where the next terrorist attack will happen, praying that they're dumb enough to use Cingular Wireless.