What You Are

Discussion in 'Random Chat' started by Friskey™, Feb 21, 2005.

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    Leones

    Leones Super Member LPA Super Member

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    I am a pathetic bastard who loves to poke giant tits.


    OMG :lol: :lol: !!
     
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    Friskey™

    Friskey™ LPA Super Member LPA Addict

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    I am a nut-licking stompslut who loves to suck coke junkies! :lol:

    WTF?
     
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    Nikki

    Nikki I have no idea what is going on LPA Super Member

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    "A pathetic Nintendo 64 who likes to whallop hookers"

    That's a work of genius. I love it :lol:
     
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    crazylpgirl

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    im a diseased goliath who loves to corrupt football malamutes
     
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    Evi

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    'You are a diseased pinup model who loves to infect sandwiches'
     
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    Luke

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    This is fucking old but I tried it out a few times again:

    A diseased clown who loves to fistfuck tigers

    A busty seacaptain who loves to blow elephants

    A masturbating communist who loves to fuck corrup lesbians

    A old age gaylord who loves to kiss feet

    A homophobic gaylord who loves to suck apples

    A sad cab driver who loves to watch blow dolls

    A insane pornstar who loves to fingerfuck elbows

    A busty lesbian who loves to lick walls

    A penile sexybitch who loves to pull hot bitches

    A ravinant horsecock boy who loves to kill cabinants

    A masturbating biscuit who loves to squeeze tents

    A cockheavy manwhore who loves to punish bill crosby

    :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: LMFAO!!!!!!!!!
     
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    Friskey™

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    I am a testicular punk who loves to fuck Ed Kotch

    :lol:
     
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    Messy Marj

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    OHMY :lol:

    I am a very large sex god who loves to lick sperm
    I am a foxy butt who loves to taste blow-up dolls
    I am a very large hunk who loves to philosophy with vibrators
    I am a titanic hosecock boy who loves to infect toes
    I am a testicular footworshipper who loves to locate clits

    LMAO :lol:

    This is fun!
     
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    Matt

    Matt Official Ghost of the LPA LPA Super Member

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    I'm a boob-sucking butt who loves to slap hookers.
     
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    Glenn

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    You are a microphilic virgin who loves to swallow virgins.

    :eek:! How did they know??!!
     
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    lp_sk8ergurl

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    I'm a biased clown who loves to sniff dragons.
     
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    numbfeeling9

    numbfeeling9 Afraid of you

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    I'm a penile virgin who likes to laugh at monster cocks!

    LMAO! :D :lol:
     
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    Anthony.

    Anthony. .Orestes LPA Super VIP

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    You are a slam-dancing sea captain that likes to stroke nipples.

    :lol:
     
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    Paul

    Paul The Ultimate Victory LPA Super Member

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    I'm a horny clown who loves to fuck horses

    I SWEAR IT'S NOT TRUE. I'M SCARED OF CLOWNS.
     
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    MariosLP

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    Awesome :lol:
     
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    *MoOn*

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    i'm Macrophilic Clown WHO LOVES hail mary WILE E. Coyote
    haha that what i got .. :D ^_^
     
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    hybrid_soldier

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    Haha, can't get enough of it :lol:
    mine: You are a drunken salad buffet who loves to slap hot bitches.
    Haha :lol:
     
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    Kate

    Kate beat me senseless LPA Super Member

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    I'm a godly sex god who loves to hoard calzones.
     
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    Chris Luke

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    I'm a puny sex god who loves to buy Mexico.
    :whistle:.
     
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    Wade

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    I'm a questionable donut who loves to discover beavers
     

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