I saw someone do this on Facebook, and I figured it'd be fun to do on here. Go to Google and type in your name, followed by the word NEEDS. Put quotation marks around it, and click search. Post the first ten things that say "(Your name) needs". If you want to, replace your real name with your username. I got: 1. Iain needs a wee. 2. Iain needs space to prove himself. 3. Iain needs a family who will play with him, take him on adventures, and keep him active with swimming, dancing - whatever his heart desires. 4. Iain needs to wake up. 5. Iain needs help. 6. Iain needs to clear things up. 7. Iain needs support to rebuild his confidence, motivation and aspirations. 8. Iain needs to buy either a washing machine or more clothes. 9. Iain needs a photo to post. 10. Iain needs luck in abundance. The funniest thing is, all of those are pretty much accurate. Except number 3 is in a different context than it shows up on the website I found it on.
I did this on facebook....an altered version of it. It was rather dull. But I'll post mine anyway: My Life... according to Google. 1: Type in "[your name] needs" in the Google search: Sarah needs to get her life back and establish herself as the person in charge 2: Type in "[your name] looks like" in Google search: Sarah looks like fuckin Nicole Richie 3: Type in "[your name] hates" in Google search: Sarah freaks out cos of smoke. 4: Type in "[your name] goes" or "..has gone" in Google search: Sarah has gone to heaven 5: Type in "[your name] loves" in Google search: Sarah Loves You (In Your Dreams) 6: Type in "[your name] eats" in Google search: Sarah Eats a Worm 7: Type in "[your name] has" in Google search: Sarah has always danced to her own tune 8: Type in "[your name] works" in Google search: Sarah Works is the Attorney for the Northwest Values Project 9. Type in "[your name] lives" in Google search: Sarah Lives in Germany 10: Type in "[your name] died" in Google search: Sarah dies aged 102. 2:09pm Friday 7th November 2008 11: Type in "[your name] will" in Google: Sarah Will was paralyzed from the waist down in a skiing accident in December of 1988