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    In a land, in a land full of beautiful toe nails and hot women, a dragon sleeps quietly in the night, farting rainbows, and dreaming of a horse tasting like cream cheese with a touch of honey. His name doesn't matter because
     
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    Some time ago, Jay forgot to study for a practical exam on riding a unicorn into Canada without a passport, so I had to ask Paris Hilton to give him another peace offering which she couldn't give it to your mom because she is fat , and therefore he failed to realise he would fail at not failing to be a professional unicorn rider. However, Sarah decided she would help for a price , because she knew it's hard work to eat stew. So that night Manu ran to Santa Claus for some expired milk from a goat that Ree bought. Ree murdered a talking and walking penis that said CATCH UP MOTHERFUCKER! But Dean said that Mike would
     
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    In a land, in a land full of beautiful toe nails and hot women, a dragon sleeps quietly in the night, farting rainbows, and dreaming of a horse tasting like cream cheese with a touch of honey. His name doesn't matter because we call him
     
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    In a land, in a land full of beautiful toe nails and hot women, a dragon sleeps quietly in the night, farting rainbows, and dreaming of a horse tasting like cream cheese with a touch of honey. His name doesn't matter because we call him The Bullshiter of
     
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    In a land, in a land full of beautiful toe nails and hot women, a dragon sleeps quietly in the night, farting rainbows, and dreaming of a horse tasting like cream cheese with a touch of honey. His name doesn't matter because we call him The Bullshiter of Narnio. Forget
     
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    In a land, in a land full of beautiful toe nails and hot women, a dragon sleeps quietly in the night, farting rainbows, and dreaming of a horse tasting like cream cheese with a touch of honey. His name doesn't matter because we call him The Bullshiter of Narnio. Forget what you know
     
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    In a land, in a land full of beautiful toe nails and hot women, a dragon sleeps quietly in the night, farting rainbows, and dreaming of a horse tasting like cream cheese with a touch of honey. His name doesn't matter because we call him The Bullshiter of Narnio. Forget what you know about bacon, because
     
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    In a land, in a land full of beautiful toe nails and hot women, a dragon sleeps quietly in the night, farting rainbows, and dreaming of a horse tasting like cream cheese with a touch of honey. His name doesn't matter because we call him The Bullshiter of Narnio. Forget what you know about bacon, because bacon is so fucking disgusting fucker.
     
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    In a land, in a land full of beautiful toe nails and hot women, a dragon sleeps quietly in the night, farting rainbows, and dreaming of a horse tasting like cream cheese with a touch of honey. His name doesn't matter because we call him The Bullshiter of Narnio. Forget what you know about bacon, because bacon is so fucking disgusting fucker. I think that
     
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    In a land, in a land full of beautiful toe nails and hot women, a dragon sleeps quietly in the night, farting rainbows, and dreaming of a horse tasting like cream cheese with a touch of honey. His name doesn't matter because we call him The Bullshiter of Narnio. Forget what you know about bacon, because bacon is so fucking disgusting fucker. I think that bacon is best
     
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    In a land, in a land full of beautiful toe nails and hot women, a dragon sleeps quietly in the night, farting rainbows, and dreaming of a horse tasting like cream cheese with a touch of honey. His name doesn't matter because we call him The Bullshiter of Narnio. Forget what you know about bacon, because bacon is so fucking disgusting fucker. I think that bacon is best because cows smell
     
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    In a land, in a land full of beautiful toe nails and hot women, a dragon sleeps quietly in the night, farting rainbows, and dreaming of a horse tasting like cream cheese with a touch of honey. His name doesn't matter because we call him The Bullshiter of Narnio. Forget what you know about bacon, because bacon is so fucking disgusting fucker. I think that bacon is best because cows smell like chocolate rainbows and rocky-mountain oysters
     
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    In a land, in a land full of beautiful toe nails and hot women, a dragon sleeps quietly in the night, farting rainbows, and dreaming of a horse tasting like cream cheese with a touch of honey. His name doesn't matter because we call him The Bullshiter of Narnio. Forget what you know about bacon, because bacon is so fucking disgusting fucker. I think that bacon is best because cows smell like chocolate rainbows and rocky-mountain oysters marinated in your
     
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    In a land, in a land full of beautiful toe nails and hot women, a dragon sleeps quietly in the night, farting rainbows, and dreaming of a horse tasting like cream cheese with a touch of honey. His name doesn't matter because we call him The Bullshiter of Narnio. Forget what you know about bacon, because bacon is so fucking disgusting fucker. I think that bacon is best because cows smell like chocolate rainbows and rocky-mountain oysters marinated in your iguana's sour creamy


    *on a side note....rocky mountain oysters are cow testicles that people eat in colorado
     
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    In a land, in a land full of beautiful toe nails and hot women, a dragon sleeps quietly in the night, farting rainbows, and dreaming of a horse tasting like cream cheese with a touch of honey. His name doesn't matter because we call him The Bullshiter of Narnio. Forget what you know about bacon, because bacon is so fucking disgusting fucker. I think that bacon is best because cows smell like chocolate rainbows and rocky-mountain oysters marinated in your iguana's sour creamy taco. It tastes
     
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    In a land, in a land full of beautiful toe nails and hot women, a dragon sleeps quietly in the night, farting rainbows, and dreaming of a horse tasting like cream cheese with a touch of honey. His name doesn't matter because we call him The Bullshiter of Narnio. Forget what you know about bacon, because bacon is so fucking disgusting fucker. I think that bacon is best because cows smell like chocolate rainbows and rocky-mountain oysters marinated in your iguana's sour creamy taco. It tastes like having your
     
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    In a land, in a land full of beautiful toe nails and hot women, a dragon sleeps quietly in the night, farting rainbows, and dreaming of a horse tasting like cream cheese with a touch of honey. His name doesn't matter because we call him The Bullshiter of Narnio. Forget what you know about bacon, because bacon is so fucking disgusting fucker. I think that bacon is best because cows smell like chocolate rainbows and rocky-mountain oysters marinated in your iguana's sour creamy taco. It tastes like having your mother's great grandmother's
     
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    In a land, in a land full of beautiful toe nails and hot women, a dragon sleeps quietly in the night, farting rainbows, and dreaming of a horse tasting like cream cheese with a touch of honey. His name doesn't matter because we call him The Bullshiter of Narnio. Forget what you know about bacon, because bacon is so fucking disgusting fucker. I think that bacon is best because cows smell like chocolate rainbows and rocky-mountain oysters marinated in your iguana's sour creamy taco. It tastes like having your mother's great grandmother's super special gross
     

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