Three word story

Someone sold my soul to your cookie one year, which Saqib ate aggressively under a bonsai tree. He started attacking anyone who tried to abuse more Seamen. He's THE SEAMAN-GUARDIAN. Who then died. He was ressurected. But died again. But not really. One day Saqib, Ree and Jaydogga helped Saqib protect Ree from the disease of awesomeness of being seaman known as Dereksvaginitis. Dereksvaginitis is a serious disease that can only be spread by Ree and tater tots. Saqib has Dereksvaginitis on Ree's head, wtf that doesn't even. I farted, which didn't compute. The diseased Seamen was disease stricken because Saqib bit his weiner off of an epic battle of weiners in Weinerville, Narnia - the land of epic weiners galore! Also, Spongebob came on Dumbledore's face after he ate VeLLi's roast potatoes, green beans, and Joe's fish fingers smothered in gravy and Seaman juice. It tasted like chicken. Suddenly Andrea became a narwhal and attacked all of the bananas. Donkey Kong was tongue-kissing Princess Peach when a Seaman holding wooden magical ancient dildo made from a mixture of different types of meat, including Kappa's balls on two silver plates, approached the large angry ape and demanded that the magical dildo that spoke Swedish to be shoved with great force down a great big hole in a magical land called Wududududadada. A simple stroll on searing hot coals

 

Someone sold my soul to your cookie one year, which Saqib ate aggressively under a bonsai tree. He started attacking anyone who tried to abuse more Seamen. He's THE SEAMAN-GUARDIAN. Who then died. He was ressurected. But died again. But not really. One day Saqib, Ree and Jaydogga helped Saqib protect Ree from the disease of awesomeness of being seaman known as Dereksvaginitis. Dereksvaginitis is a serious disease that can only be spread by Ree and tater tots. Saqib has Dereksvaginitis on Ree's head, wtf that doesn't even. I farted, which didn't compute. The diseased Seamen was disease stricken because Saqib bit his weiner off of an epic battle of weiners in Weinerville, Narnia - the land of epic weiners galore! Also, Spongebob came on Dumbledore's face after he ate VeLLi's roast potatoes, green beans, and Joe's fish fingers smothered in gravy and Seaman juice. It tasted like chicken. Suddenly Andrea became a narwhal and attacked all of the bananas. Donkey Kong was tongue-kissing Princess Peach when a Seaman holding wooden magical ancient dildo made from a mixture of different types of meat, including Kappa's balls on two silver plates, approached the large angry ape and demanded that the magical dildo that spoke Swedish to be shoved with great force down a great big hole in a magical land called Wududududadada. A simple stroll on searing hot coals ended the story.

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Derek's ruby slippers tapped that ass

 

Derek's ruby slippers tapped that ass. The ass belonged in Kansas, bitch,

 

Derek's ruby slippers tapped that ass. The ass belonged in Kansas, bitch, cunt and prick, lose your dick,

 

Derek's ruby slippers tapped that ass. The ass belonged in Kansas, bitch, cunt and prick, lose your dick, blow and stick, roll a Rick, piss that shit, you wot! You wot! This rap will make errbody get crunk fukked and do the migraine-skank, dunk that tank

 

Derek's ruby slippers tapped that ass. The ass belonged in Kansas, bitch, cunt and prick, lose your dick, blow and stick, roll a Rick, piss that shit, you wot! You wot! This rap will make errbody get crunk fukked and do the migraine-skank, dunk that tank, blow that mind

 

Derek's ruby slippers tapped that ass. The ass belonged in Kansas, bitch, cunt and prick, lose your dick, blow and stick, roll a Rick, piss that shit, you wot! You wot! This rap will make errbody get crunk fukked and do the migraine-skank, dunk that tank, blow that mind, kick her behind

 

Derek's ruby slippers tapped that ass. The ass belonged in Kansas, bitch, cunt and prick, lose your dick, blow and stick, roll a Rick, piss that shit, you wot! You wot! This rap will make errbody get crunk fukked and do the migraine-skank, dunk that tank, blow that mind, kick her behind, let me unwind.