Thoughts of Randomness Vol. 21

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  1. Gloomy Mushroom

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    Will Smith don't gotta cuss in his raps to sell his records;
    well I do, so fuck him and fuck you too!
    You think I give a damn about a Grammy?
    Half of you critics can't even stomach me, let alone stand me
    "But Slim, what if you win, wouldn't it be weird?"
    Why? So you guys could just lie to get me here?
    So you can, sit me here next to Britney Spears?
    Shit, Christina Aguilera better switch me chairs
    so I can sit next to Carson Daly and Fred Durst
    and hear 'em argue over who she gave head to first
    You little bitch, put me on blast on MTV
    "Yeah, he's cute, but I think he's married to Kim, hee-hee!"
    I should download her audio on MP3
    and show the whole world how you gave Eminem VD
     
  2. _cam_

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    elow world!
     
  3. SecondCityKids

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    this is like my 10th time watching Slumdog Millionare and i still love it
     
  4. Chris

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    Oh my, Lost gave me an orgasm.
     
  5. Iain

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    "You were annoying, good riddance. Hope you enjoyed your 22 hours on Earth."

    I spend too much time on Youtube. XD
     
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    Sunlounger is just fucking awesome music.
     
  7. Iain

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    Some Mormons just came to our door, and tried to convince my mom to go to their church. :lol:
     
  8. Evan™

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    hmmm i wonder whats up with my net
     
  9. Gitsnik

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    Et une branlée pour Paris, une!
     
  10. Jesse

    Jesse Out of the abyss. LPA Über VIP

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    Asterisk is a strange word.
    Somehow it seems very sexual..
     
  11. Dean

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    Ass to risk
     
  12. Derek

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    I smell so fucking awesome.
     
  13. Luke

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    I fucking hate this...I shaved an hour ago and I already have a thick stubble. I hate my indian gene sometimes. :lol:
     
  14. Tom

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    This week has been fantastic for me, promoted at work to a high position, did not make one mistake and everything went smooth.

    The only downer for this week has been my bank, so very disappointed, It's not displaying my PayPal account verification money so I can't use my PayPal account, seriosly considering joining a new bank. :\
     
  15. Gloomy Mushroom

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    ...break your bones
    mister jones
    taste me
    as i bleed
    ..spaceboy i missed you
     
  16. SecondCityKids

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    yes the little girls are gone!!
     
  17. The Doctor

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    I know it's coming, I know it's inevitable but David Tennant leaving Doctor Who is actually making me upset. I'm not going to be able to be consoled those few days after the finale. Ugh. Why does he have to leave?!

    EDIT: Ok now this just hurts. A picture of David's last moments.

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  18. Agent

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    I'm a monster in this industry who stays scheming
    On Halloween night I dress up as a human being
     
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    Forgive me for my bad kissing when I've drank too much,
    I still love the open legs that you present when drunk,
    And open minded moments that define us and our benefactors,
    Hands around your waist and cocaine laying on your counter,
    And when I leave you I still smell of your perfume,
    (And that's the hundredth time that I'm gonna use that line)
    And that's the same amount of cocaine that I've done tonight.

    But after all of this,
    You still give me the same amount of shit,
    And the spliff that you roll so elegantly,
    Can not be shared with me.



    Edit: When is Tom DeLonge gonna learn how to sing? :lol:
     
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  20. Derek

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    Is it just me or do all of Nickelback's songs revolve around the same thing, and sound exactly the same?
     
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